So I was chilling on another server this afternoon, trying a Choppa out, while we wait to be moved to new servers in Germany. This was my first Destruction character and it was a very weird experience. everything is in the wrong place, fancy starting on the beach in Nordenwatch, it’s not natural I tell you.
Anyways after a while I get these little messages come up, in boxes in the centre of the screen. Now it’s been a while since I’d created a level 1, so I put it down to changes in the New User Experience, something which I hadn’t noticed when I first looked at it. But they kept coming up and didn’t make any sense for the situations I was in. I’d also noticed some fighting going on in a location where there shouldn’t have been.
Then I started paying a bit more attention to region chat and I noticed yet more things which didn’t make any sense, so I thought, WTF, let’s get over there and check out whats going on. So I make it to the beach and I see a bloody beach party. With a lot more nakedness going on, than is really appropriate for that early in the day (We weren’t even at dusk).
Now at this point it started to get a little rowdy. Probably no id checks undertaken at the door and a little bit too much free dwarf ale. So we had a few little accidents, well if you see the size of this guy, if I say he’s carrying a little bit of weight, I’d probably be understating things.
Well someone had to call their dad and it kind of snowballed from there. To be honest, I don’t know how they did it, since I couldn’t get bugger all signal from where I was standing. Anyway “Karl” turned up and was unfortunately a little bit heavy-handed.
Before you knew it, everyone’s parent was there and it put a bit of a downer on the party. Though some of the mums were wearing clothes I thought were a tad risky for outside the bedroom and were armed to the teeth.
At which point the party organisers had to do a runner, with a small note to watch out for the next underground event.